PETITION: Autumn Promoted to Year-Round Season

I am so cold I can't even stand it. What happened to my autumn? Where did the walk-through-the-park-in-a-sweater days go? Where are my crunching leaves? This year, the leaves are either still green or totally gone. Where is all the color?

I want to know who I can talk to about getting fall weather promoted to year-round weather.

Bill and I are getting our engagement pictures done next weekend, and if there isn't beautiful fall scenery in the background, I'm gonna be so mad. Livid, even.